"Mmm. Do I smell a plant-based livestock substitute cooking? I'm so hungry I could eat an Almost Goat. Hope my eye isn't bigger than my stomach."
Your friends already joined you.
Git along, little dogie.
The password is pancake.
The password is late. You'll need to click the plaque on the iron maiden to enter it.
The top of the remaining column appears cracked and fragile. Maybe you could break it against something?
It's been a couple hours since you ate, but you're relatively sure that growl is not coming from your stomach.